Dear Santa

It's that time of year again and it's time for me to tell you what I want.

So I've compiled a small list
-a life
-a dog
-some happiness
-less overbearing parents
-I've changed my mind, I want a cat
-moar money
-Okay, maybe a little bit more
-like a million?
-That'd be great
-Natalie Tran in a Box
-I'm just kidding
-But really, can I?
-A sudden major loss of weight
-A sudden growth spurt
-Lovely beautiful smooth hands
-A trip to London
-Another to Japan
-Basically a trip to the whole world
-Except for Africa
-cuz Africa is filled with rapists

Oh Santa, why do I write this blog to you when I know it'll never reach you?