Good God

This blog is such a terrible amount of "oh my god what was wrong with me please shut up I am going to shoot you." I highly doubt anyone actually checks blogger anymore, but this is basically the worst thing. Perhaps one day I'll come back out of some desire to blog about my life, but I don't revel in the events that happen (cue some sassy "I MAKE them happen" somewhere for cliche's sake and/or a really painful laugh). Everything that is shitty is a thing of the past. 

Praise the lord, Allah, and may at least seven body parts of one and just one jew implode, its juices being mixed into a smoothie for those in need in Lebanon.