What bothers me

Peppiness. If someone's overly perky, I take them for granted and act weirded out.

Compliments. It's not like I don't mind them, but when there's too many of them, I kinda want to say, okay, I know, can you leave now?

Overbearing parents. They're constantly telling me when to sleep and when I don't sleep on time, they reprimand me. I can't even go out late at night! If I'm not back by eight, then they reprimand me. Oh yeah, they also reprimand me for having too much fun. FFFFFFFgh

Life. Fuck it. I don't want this.

Your skin makes me cry

Creep's stuck on my head.

Uh.

Spoilers

Wouldn't it be great if people had the option to know the entirety of their lives? Become spoiled by an overload of information--the day they die, the day they marry, the day they become rich, etc.

That would be epic.

Because they'd implode before they even decide whether they want to or not.